In an effort to prepare our daughter for a life filled with mickey mouse ears, Chicago Cubs baseball caps, and the occasional tiara -- her lovey (a small diagonal blanket with the stuffed animal head of a monkey) took a turn as a hat.

We'll just say this moment left her slightly perplexed in a fairly similar fashion to what her father will inevitably experience once he begins his attempt to assemble the ExerSaucer. Hopefully, I too will be brave and just chew my lower lip in consternation.