Through the course of a series of onesies, jackets, and sleepers -- we're working our way through the animal kingdom -- it is the Lion King without a power struggle or drought. So today on our tour of the suburban safari, we present to you the many faces of monkey.



First, there's the greeter monkey -- a smile playing at the corner of her lips and hair that is set to go in every direction as soon as the hood is removed from her head.



Next we have suspicious monkey. She follows you around the theme park's gift shop to ensure that you do not take any of her pacifiers or hooded towels home. Just know wherever you go, suspicious monkey is watching.



And finally, we have sleeping monkey. Per the baby's instructions, the dog is to lay on the sock monkey in order to assure that it doesn't escape into the wild. This is a monkey that has been imported from the mean streets of Brooklyn -- it's still adapting to the bucolic world of Kansas City -- and thus requires a canine guard.