It's hard not to speculate on what the future holds for our daughter. Above might suggest that she is destined to become a Who from Whoville. Which in and of itself would not be a terrible thing as they appear to be an overly generous and curious people -- if a bit obsessed with Christmas.

Her future looks a bit muddier in the photo below, wherein it's easy to see her as someone who is currently between jobs. Either that, or we have a future chicken wing eating champion in our midst.