The bottled was introduced this week to mixed success. We're going to chalk that up more to operator error than any difficulty on the part of the baby.

I've determined that giving a baby a bottle is a bit like trying to disarm a bomb, if that bomb was leaking breast milk rapidly all over your shirt and the shirt it was wearing. In addition, that bomb may issue tiny cries that break your heart and also attempt to knock your hands away frantically with it's own tiny hands. Meanwhile I, like Keanu Reeves, just sit there looking beautiful and helpless.